Turvy-Topsy

If you look for a book of rhyming stories for today’s children, this is it! From unfaithful socks to kings banning ice cream, from split personality hotdogs to mosquitoes that know the meaning of life, from mean bunny shadows to fish that “pee on your towel or your comfy beach chair just because they have to go and the beach is right there”, the characters of this upside-down world are anything but ordinary. Open this book at any page and enjoy!

Will Power

He is universally regarded as the world’s most influential writer, whose works transcend cultures and time. Yet, in his homeland, one person in five has never seen or read a play by William Shakespeare.
The author of this book believes the reason that so many fail to make the acquaintance of the Bard lies in the classroom. He feels the introduction to Shakespeare is made in the wrong way and to pupils of the wrong age.
This book attempts to show that simple rhymes, evoking the powerful moral themes of Shakespearean drama, can engage the interest of young children more effectively than confronting teenagers with an incomprehensible text.

Witches, Dragons and Princesses

In the pages of this book you will find stories and poems to delight young minds.

In the poetry you will discover the gentle rhythm of the rhyme and perhaps, along the way, a smile or two.

In the stories we have a lonely young witch who, by her actions, saves the day.

A kind-hearted dragon who fights a battle and becomes a hero and a rather spoilt young princess who, in time, becomes much much more.

They each have an adventure that will help them find their way to their own ‘happily ever after’ ...

Sansa (the Not-So-Smelly Skunk)

Sansa is a lovely skunkWho loves to run and skip and jumpShe wants a friend, she wants to playBut everyone says “Go away”.She searches all around the placeLooking for a friendly faceAs our story nears the endWill she find a brand new friend?

The Adventures of the Snot so Scary Bogeyman

A story of snot, bogeys and dog poo! A disgusting, rhyming story book, The Adventures of the Snot so Scary Bogeyman, sees a hungry young Bogeyman on a hilarious trip to find friends, but more importantly, to keep his bogey safe. Follow him through the ups and downs of his journey as he loses a tooth, then worse his bogey.

After scaring the Tooth Fairy, who is new at her job, his little adventures put him in some rather funny yet yucky situations.

Will he find lifelong friends in the end?

Now We Are Very Old

If poetry be the food of love, read on’ as some particularly famous playwright bloke once said or maybe he didn’t. It might have been that he said, ‘if music be the food of love, play on’. Frankly, be that as it may, this composer of little rhyming ditties thinks poems are rather fun and many of them are, in any case, about things he loves. Thus, it works either way.

This little volume of twenty-four poetic offerings on various themes (plus one totally free extra ditty in the introduction, please note) rather proves the point even if the author most un-humbly does say it himself.

Read out loud with rhythm in your voice. Set them to music of your own choosing and sing them if you like. However you prefer to take your poems, please enjoy them for what they are: a bit of simple fun.

Parrot Antics

These Parrot Antics are funny, playful, and bursting with color.

Sir Reginald Raucous Van Reek seizes every opportunity to perform for the gallery, reveling in the spotlight. In his world, pride, prejudice, and presumption help him plunder his way through life, while hard knocks roll off him like water off a duck’s back.

Despite his mischievous deeds, he steals our hearts with his playful antics, brought to life through the rhythm of rhyming fun.

But does this self-proclaimed sage ever learn anything from his roguish rascality?